You will find all kind of quotes here (well known, unexpected, funny, inspirational…) and you can add your favorite by sending a comment!
– “MAY WE NEVER PUBLICLY DISGRACE OURSELVES. BUT IF IT HAPPENS, MAY THE SPIRIT OF KIM KARDASHIAN BE WITH US TO CONVERT OUR SHAME TO INCOME”
– But then, we get so little time! “A LITTLE IMPATIENCE RUIN A GREAT PROJECT”
– Ahem … I am not so sure about keeping quiet! “SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE SILENT TO BE HEARD”
– A simple office boy can ruin your life for sure! “BE NICE TO PEOPLE ON YOUR WAY UP, YOU WILL MEET THEM ON YOUR WAY DOWN
– Ahem …Can someone please give me a tape to measure the distance between him and me right now? “CHASING AFTER A MAN IS LIKE CHASING AFTER A YOUNG CHICKEN: IF YOU HURRY TOO MUCH, YOU WILL SCARE IT AWAY, IF YOU ARE TOO SLOW, IT WILL ESCAPE YOU”
– Ha! Ha! Ha! This is hilarious! Who among us is pleading not guilty about this? I CAN’T BELIEVE I AM USING MY SICK LEAVE ACTUALLY BEING SICK
– Not really sure about that, sometimes true, sometimes not: STRIVE FOR PROGRESS NOT PERFECTION